5 sickening habits of mainstream websites

Aug 30 2009 Published by under Jokes

1. Breaking stories in many different pages to increase the number of impressions

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Have you ever seen those “Top 25 Web Celebrities” or “Top 20 Richest People in the World” lists on Forbes? The number of items on the list is the number of pages that they use to display the information…. Slide shows they call it. I call it “trying to get as many page views as possible from each visitor to make more advertising money, because we are some greedy folks!”

And this practice is not limited to lists. If you take a look on Wired or PC World, you will notice that even 500 word stories get broken down into two or more pages!

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If websites were people

Aug 20 2009 Published by under Jokes

This is what they will look like.

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I’m curious what will 4chan and the pirate bay looks like. Someone should draw them.

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